In the bestselling tradition of David Sedaris, My Horizontal Life author Chelsea Handles boldly returns in this wickedly honest and funny new collection of autobiographical essays, casting a wide net over he good, bad and disastrous experiences throughout the year with hilarious results. Handles recalls the most noteworthy highs and lows of her life to date- including her experiment in romantic diversity by dating red-headed men, an awkward obsession with midgets, and the dog-sitting episode where her boyfriend became overly intimate with a Peekapoo.
Handles lets the laughs rip in these relentlessly entertaining tales, whether it's vacationing with her father who tells the airline staff they're a honeymoon couple to get better seats, or convincing her third-grade classmates that she's starring in Private Benjamin sequel. With its candor and irresistible turns of phrases that have earned Handles a recurring stint as a correspondent on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, listeners will love this deliciously skewed collection full of guilty pleasures.