Bad Beginning (Series of Unfortunate Events)

Unabridged
Author: Lemony Snicket
Narrator: Tim Curry
Genres: Fiction
Publisher: Listening Library, Inc.
Date: September 2003
Length: 3 hours, 17 minutes
Ratings:
Formats:
  • CD
  • WMA

Overview

Dear Reader,
I'm sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children. Even though they are charming and clever, the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very first page of this book when the children are at the beach and receive terrible news, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurks at their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune.

In this short book alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, and cold porridge for breakfast.

It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing.

With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket

Reviews (8)

Unfortunate, indeed

Written by Anonymous from Miami, FL on September 20th, 2007

  • Book Rating: 3/5

Interesting and educational (the narrator defines the difficult words for kids), but I found the events too miserable to take.

Entertaining

Written by Anonymous on December 22nd, 2006

  • Book Rating: 4/5

I'm an adult listener and enjoyed this book. The Baudelaire children were endearing; the adult characters were caricatures and very entertaining. The reader did an excellent job. Feel free to skip the "interview" that follows the book itself (at the end of final disc) -- long, uninteresting, and uninformative.

Very good

Written by Anonymous on September 14th, 2006

  • Book Rating: 4/5

I liked this book even as an adult. Unlike other childrens books this is a bit simpler and shorter but if you like the movie you will enjoy this book well enough.

A bit elementary

Written by Anonymous on November 29th, 2005

  • Book Rating: 2/5

I know this is a children's book, but children aren't stupid. I thought the book was too dumbed-down. The author's tendency to explain certain words was annoying at best and choice of words to explain even worse. Who would give a definition of "sleeping fitfully" and not give a definition of "nefarious"?

Great for kids, not for adults

Written by Sharon on November 16th, 2005

  • Book Rating: 2/5

I don't have kids, but if I did, I would love for them to listen to this book. I rented this book because I thought it might be a fun, quick listen, but unlike some other "children's" books like Harry Potter, it really wasn't sophisticated enough for me to enjoy it as an adult.

Series of Unfortunate Events

Written by Anonymous on August 15th, 2005

  • Book Rating: 5/5

I recommend the eleven Lemony Snicket books to children and adults. The books are full of definitions of words and idioms. This alone made for an interesting read. The first four books have similar plots, but in Book 5 the story-line starts to develop. There’s a wild humor in the “dreadful” tales of these three siblings who lose their parents and are doomed to bad luck… The reader does an outstanding job.

Listen to the writter

Written by Howeln from Alpine, CA on July 28th, 2005

  • Book Rating: 4/5

Interesting story. Very different, and as the title and writer state, the book is rather unpleasant. Very little goes right for the poor kids. In other stories, if a child was to climb a tree, they either might not falter, or if they did, they would catch themselves. Maybe even fall but be alright or have a bruse. A Baudelaire sibling would slip, fall, land on one of thier own siblings, and break an arm or receive a serious cut. All in all, a good story, just different. Different in that most stories, one reads for the excitement and the character tribulations, where this is more like watching a car wreck - when you know no one dies. The only reason the siblings do not die (nothing I’m giving away here), as the series would quickly come to an end.

Series of Unfortunate Events #1

Written by Anonymous from Crown Point, IN on July 28th, 2005

  • Book Rating: 5/5

Very good short story! Tim Curry as the narrator was just fabulous. Great little story which makes me want to read the next book by this author.

Author Details

Author Details

Snicket, Lemony

"Daniel Handler tells us that Lemony Snicket was born before you were, and is likely to die before you as well. His family has roots in a part of the country which is now underwater, and his childhood was spent in the relative splendor of the Snicket Villa which has since become a factory, a fortress and a pharmacy and is now, alas, someone else's villa. To the untrained eye, Mr. Snicket's hometown would not appear to be filled with secrets. Untrained eyes have been wrong before.

The aftermath of the scandal was swift, brutal and inaccurately reported in the periodicals of the day. It is true, however, that Mr. Snicket was stripped of several awards by the reigning authorities, including Honorable Mention, the Grey Ribbon and First Runner Up. The High Council reached a convenient if questionable verdict and Mr. Snicket found himself in exile.

Though his formal training was chiefly in rhetorical analysis, he has spent the last several eras researching the travails of the Baudelaire orphans. This project, being published serially by HarperCollins, takes him to the scenes of numerous crimes, often during the offseason. Eternally pursued and insatiably inquisitive, a hermit and a nomad, Mr. Snicket wishes you nothing but the best.

Due to the world-wide web of conspiracy which surrounds him, Mr. Snicket often communicates with the general public through his representative, Daniel Handler. Mr. Handler has had a relatively uneventful life, and is the author of two books for adults, The Basic Eight and Watch Your Mouth, neither of which are anywhere near as dreadful as Mr. Snicket's. Like Mr. Snicket, Mr. Handler wishes you nothing but the best.

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Daniel Handler was born in 1970 and brought up in San Francisco, graduating from Lowell High School. During the early '80s he sang with the San Francisco Boys Chorus in San Francisco Opera productions such as La Boheme, Carmen and Tosca.

His mother, Sandra Handler Day, is an opera singer (his parents met at the opera). His father fled Germany as a a young boy; Handler says ""I knew about the Holocaust at an earlier age than most people learn about it, I think, and so the idea that the world could suddenly go very wrong, and that it had no bearing on what sort of person you were, sunk in pretty early. And it's affected my politics and my writing and my life.""

Handler double-majored in English and American Studies at Wesleyan University, where he met his wife, Lisa Brown, a graphic designer and writer. They have one child born in 2003.

When not portraying Snicket, Handler writes novels under his own name. He has just completed his third literary novel, Adverbs, which is due for publication in 2005.. His first novel, The Basic Eight (1999) was set in an austere academy not unlike his own high school; Watch Your Mouth followed in 2000.

When asked to comment on the success of the Lemony Snicket series, Handler says ""I find it mind-boggling.....I think I got lucky -- there's not really a trick to getting published. Everybody knows how to do it. You find an editor who likes your work. There are plenty of good things that don't get published and there are plenty of bad things that do.""

Handler says that the Lemony Snicket series is in the gothic tradition of Wuthering Heights. He also says that the books follow the great Jewish traditions in that the Baudelaire orphans behave well and bravely because it's the right thing to do, not because they'll get ahead; as he says ""Judaism doesn't really promise any reward, they just emphasize that good behavior is more or less its own reward, "" he said.

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Brett Helquist was born in Ganado, Arizona, and grew up in Orem, Utah. Soon after Mr. Helquist?s own dreams of becoming a pirate were sunk, he became an illustrator and took on the dangerous work of illustrating the New York Times best-selling Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. He lives in Brooklyn, where he keeps a very old and mysterious map marked with an ""X."""