Magical Thinking: True Stories

Unabridged
Author: Augusten Burroughs
Narrator: Augusten Burroughs
Genres: Biographies
Publisher: Audio Renaissance
Date: October 2004
Length: 7 hours
Ratings:
Formats:
  • CD

Overview

From the bestselling and critically acclaimed author of Running with Scissors and Dry comes a collection of true stories that confirms Augusten Burroughs's position as one of our top satirists and memoirists
Augusten Burroughs's break-out bestseller Running with Scissors reinvented and redefined the memoir. Dry proved that he could do it again. And now, with this collection, he sets a new standard for the personal essay. Whether he's describing a contest of wills with a deranged cleaning lady, the simultaneous thrill and self-disgust that comes from killing a rodent in your home, or the instinctive desire for fifteen minutes of fame in a Tang commercial, these stories give voice to thoughts we all have but dare not mention. What makes the collection so original is Augusten's sharp-eyed observations about things that are unique to him, but somehow universal to us all. Magical Thinking is contagiously funny, heartwarming, shocking, twisted, and absolutely magical.

Reviews (6)

Magical Thinking...

Written by Cole on May 15th, 2008

  • Book Rating: 5/5

This was my first exposure to Augusten Burroughs despite the fact that his writing has become very popular. I have to say that I really loved these essays. He has an easy style combined with a raw and true sense of self. Mr. Burroughs is a wonderful reader, so his work really comes to life. On the last disc there is an "interview" with the author that is really worth listening to. Recommended to those who enjoy the work of David Rakoff, Jonathan Ames, and Sarah Vowell.

Painful- had to stop short

Written by ML from Carrollton, TX on April 28th, 2008

  • Book Rating: 1/5

Mr. Burroughs is trying so very hard to be David Sedaris, but comes up rather short. I was hopeful at first as I'm almost out of Sedaris titles to read, but then this soon fell into painful recounting of sexual escapades and details of personal habits that just drag on and on. If they were funny, hey, great. But they are merely ramblings of someone trying way too hard to be funny. He is to comedic social writing what Gilbert Godfried is to standup.

Magical Think: True Stories

Written by Lynn on November 1st, 2007

  • Book Rating: 4/5

This book was hysterical. There were points where I laughed so hard I had to pull over, I couldn't see clearly. I called people up just to share some of the lines in it. Some of the humor may have been from Augusten's delivery, although, sometimes that was a bit flat. He has had a terrifyingly abnormal life and does seem to not be the worse for wear. As they say, "at least he can see the humor in it". He could probably benefit from a good editor though. It just feels as if it could use a good polishing. Somethings go on a bit and other situations could use more explanation. All and all though I enjoyed it tremendously.

Entertaining

Written by Dena Jensen on August 10th, 2006

  • Book Rating: 4/5

I thought this was a good commute read. The stories are humorous overall. The stories are not too long and held my interest with there unique perspective.

Great! Super Funny!

Written by Anonymous from Lake Worth, FL on July 17th, 2006

  • Book Rating: 5/5

If you like Augusten Burroughs books you will love this quirky book. This is mostly unrelated little stories and is so funny I was laughing out loud. My husband even liked it and he had only heard me rave about Running with Scissors. Don't skip the followup interview. Great for a long trip. You can pause at the end of a story and come back to it with no problem. If you haven't listened to Running with Scissors and Dry I would suggest those first.

A little too gay.

Written by Emma Tsai on March 22nd, 2006

  • Book Rating: 3/5

Funny stories, but a little gay for my tastes. If you're a gay guy, it might be more funny to you as he tells a lot of stories about guys he's dated. Some were laugh out loud funny though and he's got an unpredictable sarcasm.

Author Details

Author Details

Burroughs, Augusten

Augusten Burroughs was born in 1965. He has no formal education beyond elementary school. A very successful advertising copywriter for over seventeen years, Burroughs was also an alcoholic who nearly drank himself to death in 1999. But spurned by a compulsion he did not understand, Burroughs began to write a novel. Never outlining or consciously structuring the book, Burroughs wrote, "as fast as I could type, to keep up." Seven days later, Augusten Burroughs had written his first book. He had also stopped drinking. The book was published one year layer. Burroughs remains sober to this day. And Sellevision stands as Burroughs's only published novel. It is currently in development as a feature film.

Augusten's second book was a memoir. It was also a publishing phenomenon that helped to ignite a kind of memoir fever in America and abroad. Running with Scissors was released in 2001 to virtually unanimous critical acclaim. The memoir would ultimately remain on the New York Times bestseller list for over four consecutive years, eight months of which were spent in the #1 position. The film, starring Annette Benning, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jill Clayburgh and Alec Baldwin was released in 2005.

He has since published four additional autobiographical volumes (Dry, Possible Side Effects, Magical Thinking and A Wolf at the Table), all of them bestsellers. Currently published in over thirty countries, Augusten's book readings have become massively popular events on numerous continents. He has also headlined for the most prestigious literary festivals in the world, most recently the 2008 Melbourne writer's Festival, where he and Germaine Greer delivered the keynote addresses on opening night. In addition, Burroughs speaks regularly at colleges and universities on topics ranging from alcoholism and sexual abuse to the art of authoring one's own life and humor as serious medicine.

Twice honored by Entertainment Weekly as one of 25 funniest people in America, Burroughs shocked fans and the media alike with the release of A Wolf at the Table in early 2008. The brutal, terrifying and decidedly unfunny book instantly generated a storm of publicity and controversy. Critics were deeply divided, and the book received some of the worst -and best- reviews of the author's career. The book tour for A Wolf at the Table, spanned some six months and four countries, as Augusten performed for the largest crowds of his career. A Wolf at the Table is Augusten's bestselling hardcover to date.

While critics continue to challenge the veracity of Burroughs's books, questioning everything from his alcoholism and advertising career to his earliest childhood memories, the author remains nonplussed, even philosophical. "To be a journalist with a major American newspaper or magazine, you have to have an A-list college education. And to get into that A-list college, you had to do very well in the right high school. So the chances are, you were not being fucked up the ass at age twelve by a pedophile. The facts of my life are generally questioned by extremely privileged and well-educated people who, more likely than not, learned most of what they know about life's dangerous, shocking and sometimes unbelievable underbelly from books, television and the occasional Quentin Tarrantino film. The reason my books continue to sell, despite frequently being dismissed as "unbelievable," is because the people who read my books recognize the truth that is in them. They know the scent. They have smelled it. The very details the media view with such suspicion are the same details that prove to my reader, this guy was there. I remember that, too."

Burroughs may always be a controversial writer. But there is one aspect of his life that will never be questioned -his low-key lifestyle. The author almost never engages in the kinds of activities that make many aspiring writer's seek publication and fame in the first place. While his name may end up in the tabloids, his face does not. Burroughs "almost never" attends book parties, movie premiers and restaurant openings. These Manhattan literary mainstays hold little appeal for the author. "The day I am photographed walking out of whatever it restaurant happens to be it at the moment is the day you should drag me by my Gucci jacket out behind the barn and shoot me in the head." Burroughs explains his reluctance to embrace the celebrity-author lifestyle. "I love movies and I love restaurants and I also love parties. And I do all this stuff. But I don't do it when and where and because I know I'll be seen and especially photographed." Burroughs also rarely appears on American television, preferring to meet his readers face-to-face. "And that's what I hate about TV. They can see you but you can't see them. I get enough of that with the books themselves."

Augusten Burroughs and his partner Dennis live with their two French Bulldogs, Bentley and The Cow in Western Massachusetts and New York City. Burroughs is working on his next book.