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Honey Santana– impassioned, willful, possibly bipolar, self-proclaimed “ queen of lost causes” – has a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference, and dinnertime sales calls. She’ s taking rude, gullible Relentless, Inc., telemarketer Boyd Shreave and his less-than-enthusiastic mistress, Eugenie, into the wilderness of Florida’ s Ten Thousand Islands for a gentle lesson in civility.
What she doesn’ t know is that she’ s being followed by her Honey-obsessed former employer, Piejack. And he doesn’ t know he’ s being followed by Honey’ s still-smitten former-drug-running ex-husband, Perry, and their wise-and-protective-way-beyond-his-years twelve-year-old son, Fry. And when they all pull up on Dismal Key, they don’ t know they’ re intruding on Sammy Tigertail, a half white-half Seminole failed alligator wrestler, trying like hell to be a hermit despite the Florida State coed who’s dying to be his hostage…

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