Simply Audiobooks Inc.

Yes. Today is the official day Chuck Norris round-house kicked his way out of his mother’s stomach and invented the Cesarean section. So I guess technically this post should be entitled “Happy Birthday Chuck Norris and the Cesarean Section” but only one of them has an audio book. Also, only one of those things is the reason Waldo is still in hiding… so…

Technically though, Chuck doesn’t write books, the words just assemble themselves out of fear. Then, in this case Michael Norris read those words, also likely out of fear, and because Chuck was off destroying the periodic table (he only recognizes the element of surprise) … and the audio book was born!

In honour of Chuck Norris’ birthday, we recommend you read the audio book. Actually, we demand it. In case you were wondering, America is not a democracy. It’s a Chucktatorship. So get your fill of Chuck Norris Facts, tshirts, and audio books today. And be sure to check your closet for Chuck Norris, not the Boogey Man, before you go to sleep tonight!

P.S. If you’ve got some extra time on your hands. Google “find Chuck Norris” and click the “I’m feeling lucky” button. It’s amazing – I swear on Chuck Norris.

Tags: audio books, audiobook, awesomeness, Chuck Norris, round house kicks

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