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Before you press stop on your discman and stuff your copy of Herotica deep into the dark recesses of your purse, looking around frantically at who might have seen you… is that a cop? It looks like a cop. It IS a cop and he saw me. He *knows*. Oh god, he knows, he’s looking at me and I have evidence on me – CALM DOWN.

Seriously. Calm down.

Unless you’re a worker at this Chinese online producer and distributor of erotic audiobooks. Then, continue to panic. Chinese police recently detained four workers at ilisten.cn, a company that provides erotic audiobooks as part of a crackdown on what police are calling”Internet smut”.

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